In one of the greatest moments of Internet history, we received word that Charlie Sheen has created his very own Twitter account. At the Journal, with our intensive researching skills, we proudly attest to its existence and entertainment. Among all of the recent Charlie Sheen-fiasco news, this Twitter feed hopefully will become the cream of the crop. His insanity has breached a new level that the public has taken up in a strong grip. At the Journal, we too have fallen victim to the Sheen Madness. I mean, the guy is ridiculous. Between his “goddesses” and his personal war with John Stamos, Sheen has strayed far from his father’s footsteps as America’s best fake (and probably real) president.

Although his decline is sad and twisted, so is our enjoyment. Technically, we are watching the disintegration of a fellow human being, which is sort of animalistic if you think about it. Personally, the Journal feels pity for Mr. Sheen. We understand his selfishness is part of his madness, but the hindrance of Two and a Half Men (as awful of a show that it is) really is messing up peoples’ lives who work for it. Rude, Charlie. Rude.

On the other hand, there’s a demented enjoyment that the general public gets while watching celebs self-destruct. We’ve watched countless: Britney shaving her head, Jaime Spears being pregnant (bet you forgot about her!) and Gary Busey… in general. His life is basically a train wreck. And we love it. Just like we love watching Charlie Sheen on TMZ in his backyard, crazy as ever. Between the Internet memes involving Sheen and the newly discovered Twitter account, the Journal is excited to see the next phase of Sheen’s life unfold. Or blow up. On the other hand, we’d also like to take the time to thank Mr. Sheen for giving us a laugh during a rather dreary and terribly standard week. Even if he will never live up to the forever powerful Martin Sheen. Viva la President Bartlet!